before humans and dogs were friends who fixed dog ears when they went inside out
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@1 month ago with 19 notes
why torture animals when we can torture customers that are mean to baristas
We hate you because you expect commission level service at a minimum wage price.
(via venticupofdisappointment)@1 month ago with 259 notes
@1 month ago with 10 notes
the more times you say “that’s decaf, right?” the more shaky my finger gets and the more prone I am to miss the decaf button